Pull up a chair. Dinner's already served.
Two guys · Way too much food · Zero regrets
We sit down with far more food than two people should reasonably order and talk our way through every bite — the good, the greasy, and the regrettable. Come hungry.
Tonight's menu
What's on the table
Everything you get for pulling up a chair. No substitutions. Extra napkins on request.
Giveaway open · Nov 1 – Nov 30, 2026
Get in the hat
One email. That's the whole ask. We pull winners on camera, so if your name comes up you'll get to watch us butcher the pronunciation live. This round is a $50 Amazon gift card, and it stays open through the last day of November.
Your turn
You pick
the food
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Tees, tanks, hoodies, and the whole Adult Water lineup. Checkout and shipping run through our Fourthwall shop.
The two idiots at the table
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